Like a fat boy loves cake.

Jun 29

16819.) I don’t care that you hate me. What crushes me is that you pretended for so long not to.

(via blogsecret)

Mar 25

High Standards

• Me: i need a girlfriend, but for some reason my standards are way to high when they shouldn't be.
• Nancy: yeah, I'm too ugly to have too high standards
• Nancy: this is why Im single
• Nancy: LMFAOOOO
• Me: LMAO
• Me: SAME
• Chris I hate you? lmaoooo

Jan 02

(via loveyourchaos)

hellonewyork:

(via Mimmo Pellicola)

Stupid loser.

You’re an idiot for telling me you love me when I’m finally over you.

bitexlouise:

(via littlemiss)

pineappleupsidedown:

I’ve been craving for this for weeks now. I will really buy myself one within the week!

 YUMMM <3